Succulent Ramblings

I like to ramble on about my plants... and other things! My hope is to log the progress of plants and talk about my frustrations with others. So, tune in, turn on, or drop out (if you find it boring!)

Monday, June 24, 2024

My two cents worth...

 ...and maybe that's all it's worth, and maybe I'm the only one that feels this way.  I'm talking about this situation in Turks & Caicos, with FIVE (not one, not a couple, but FIVE) Americans who have been caught with ammo in their luggage down there.  Apparently, before they recently enacted a law that allows the judge discretion on sentencing, it was a mandatory 12 year sentence.  With the first guy caught, everyone was appalled at such a severe sentence for such a minor "crime".  Well, guess what folks?  You were a guest in their country and they have the right to make their laws, they have a right to protect their citizens and tourists as they see fit.  Just because you're an American does not give you special rights in another country.  I get really irritated by privileged Americans who think they can circumvent the law in other countries and there should be no consequences because  they're American.  Who the hell do they think they are?  "Oh, it was just a mistake..."  Yeah, right... would be MY response to that.  Who "accidentally" packs ammo?  "It was left in the bag after a hunting trip."  Five guys, all within a few months, did this?  If I was the judge, I'd make SOMEBODY be an example so this didn't keep happening. (And maybe he will...)  As it is, letting all these guys off the hook just emboldens other people (privileged Americans) to do as they please.  And no, I don't think all five were "a mistake".  I don't know what was really going on, but there is more to this story.  And I heard this morning that the first two that got off the hook are mad at the State Dept. for not intervening.  WTF?  YOU BROKE THE LAW.  When a foreign diplomat breaks the law here, we are appalled that they have immunity.  When a non-citizen breaks the law, we either prosecute or eject them from the country, or both.

And back to other stuff... It's going to hit 100 degrees today... Alexa says 104, my phone says 101.  Heat index will be over 110.  YIKES!  I got up early and did some watering in my GH.  When it's so hot, everything dries out FAST.  I need to be out there every day, poking dirt to see what needs watering.  It evaporates so fast! Even in the house, stuff dries out faster this time of year!  I don't get that so much because the temp is pretty consistent year round.  Must just be the intensity of the sun coming in the windows. 

So much is blooming right now, it's hard to keep up!  H. icensis, one of my more recent acquisitions, has an open umbel:

The coronas aren't nearly as dark as they look in the photo.  In fact, I would say they are mauve - a very nice, soft pink with just a hint of purple to move it from baby pink to mauve.  And they are oh-so drippy!  The plant itself is just a bit dehydrated.  I don't know if that means it really doesn't care for the heat, or if I let it get a little too dry.  I may move it into the house if it doesn't improve soon.

This is a good year for macgillivrayii.  They're all growing like gangbusters!  I put a large branched one on one of the Hoya FB pages for $55, which I thought was an excellent price, with absolutely no bites!  It's a BAD year for selling Hoyas!  I can't get any interest at all, and I notice most other people can't, either.  I'll try putting some of them on the local Hoya page.  I have to figure out how to get rid of the baby plants before fall! 

Also blooming is inconspicua.  This is something to celebrate because it took a turn downward... was it last year or the year before?  I struggled with it all last year and finally moved it to the GH.  It's finally making a comeback and now blooming:

This is a tiny flower - the whole umbel is just a bit larger than a quarter.  When it's at its best, inconspicua is a good bloomer and can have several going at once. It's small leaves and straight-down growth habit make it very desirable!

Also blooming is the subquintuplinervis I got from Kartuz several years ago.  This is a Hoya that always looks like a million bucks!  The leaves, even the old ones, stay looking so beautiful.  It's one that just makes my eyes feel good!  I don't even care if it blooms, and the blooms really are not much to talk about:


 

Don't get me wrong - they're ok, but they aren't as tidy or colorful as some.  I would almost rather it put all of it's energy into more of that beautiful foliage! (Note: I came back to correct the plant name.  This is one that I always have trouble remembering the name.  Since it's one of my favorites, you'd think this wouldn't be a problem.  I think it's that the weird, hard to pronounce name doesn't "fit".  I need to come up with a nickname... maybe Subby??)

My wayetti growing in leca in the north window of my kitchen has been blooming off and on for the last year.  It seems to be very happy where it is.  Don't tell me you can't get blooms in a north window!  

This one is similar to inconspicua in both size and colorm, but the corollas reflect back more forming little bubbles with the corona perched on top.  You can see how drippy this one is, too!

My favorite clone of finlaysonii is budding.  The other clone - I have two of that one - has been blooming, or at least the one growing in leca has been.  I'm not so sure of the other one.  Anyway, this was a hard photo to get because of the angle...


 

Looks like it will be opening in the next couple days.

One of my favorite species (when it grows right!) is fusco-marginata.  The reason I have to qualify my statement is because it often grows long, leafless vines that I have to whack off when it becomes obvious that they will never fill in.  In fact, that is mostly it's default growing habit!  Annoying!  Because when it DOES get a new leaf, it absolutely knocks my socks off!  Here are the two new ones, which is probably all I'll get this year:


The name says it all... "fusco" means "dark" and "marginata" (obviously) means "margins" or "edges".  The dark edges aren't as prominent in lower light, but leaves are large and in charge!  Just gorgeous!  Maybe I'll get lucky this year and get a few more!

And the last one I'm going to talk about today is Ceropegia sandersonii.  I love Ceropegias because they are so succulent and the flowers are absolutely extra-terrestrial in appearance!  So bizarre and beautiful!  Well, I've got one that is about twice as big as most of them which makes it easier to see the detail.  I took several pics from different angles.  I think they've been dubbed "parachute flowers" which seems completely appropriate.  Top:

Side view, looking up into the "canopy"...

More detail in the "canopy"...


 

From above, capturing some of the leaves:


A couple years ago, I was at the regional convention and a vendor had a largish one of these covered with flowers.  I had grown the species in the past but had never gotten flowers.  They had $150 on the plant, which is (of course) ridiculous, so when I came home, I located a vendor and ordered one of these as well as C. radicans.  When they came, I was SO impressed with the size!  Radicans was at least 3' long, and sandersonii was probably at least 18", and they were only $15 each!  And wow, did they both grow fast!  Radicans started blooming right away and had tines when it had a LOT of flowers all at once.  Sandersonii took it's time and didn't bloom until last year, and didn't give me nearly as many flowers.  This year, radicans has yet to bloom (it's on the front porch) and sandersonii is really making a show!  Well, I was inspired to order another species and I got it recently - a rather small one, but they grow fast and I'm confident it will do well for me.

And I'm off to get some watering done.

Monday, June 17, 2024

Venting...

I need to do a little venting. I am editor of the cactus club newsletter - have been since 2007. I think I do a pretty damn good job. I get a lot of compliments, and considering that I don't get much help from members, with the exception of Kathy who used to be editor before me and knows how uncooperative other members are, I come up with 8 pages of content every month. Members should occasionally send along SOMEthing - an article, a suggestion of an article, a website of interest, a photo...they could contribute in so many ways, but I can count the number of times that someone other than Kathy has sent something along to be published. So it's mostly up to me. Oh, and a few years ago, the Des Moines club's editor passed away and they asked if I could make our newsletter a joint newsletter until someone stepped up to take it on. Well, no one ever has, so that pretty much doubled my responsibility. 

Well recently, the CSSA's historian, who is a member of the DM club, has started sending me things to put in the newsletter. Painfully BORING things! The first thing he sent me was a multi-paged "Time Line of CSSA Firsts" which has little quips about people in the past. Just brief facts about people in the past with no bio info that might make it interesting. Like "John Smith was the first club president" - where did he live and president of what club?  It took me nearly a whole year of one page every month to get through the whole thing. Well, he recently sent me a long paragraph about an important figure in the cactus world and some of his memories of him. I was thankful it was ONLY a paragraph, but there was no explanation about who this guys was - it just launched into a comment about him being a Nazi and his interactions with him. I did recognize the name, but had no idea who he was and figured if I, an experienced grower, didn't know who he was, the newbs in the club certainly wouldn't, which makes his ramblings... well, just ramblings. So I prefaced his comments about the guy with a brief bio that I found online. I sent him a copy of the article to get his ok and he came unglued. He did NOT want that bio above his comments. His email was rather nasty, saying things like "Let's get down to the nitty gritty.  Why don't you NOT put anything of my old dead people in your newsletter."  And "You were doing such a nice job before my old history stuff."  He came off sounding like a big narcissistic baby throwing a tantrum.  I can't figure out if he felt the professional bio made his writing sound amateurish (which it kind of dis) or if he's just so egotistical that he thinks HIS account is enough to satisfy the reader.

Anyway, I was rather disgusted by his childish outburst.  He could have been nicer about it, like "I'd rather you just print my comments and leave the bio out."  The man is in his 90s and in hospice (has been for a year) and I guess I shouldn't be too hard on him.  Maybe he's just trying to get his "last hurrah" in, but maybe he could put "being civil and kind" on his bucket list...

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I started this yesterday (Sunday) just before we left to go to the cactus club meeting in Des Moines.  Before we left, this man's son got a call that he's in the hospital.  (I don't want to mention his name because I don't want anyone to google his name and have my vent come up...)  In spite of this bad experience with him, I wish him well, whatever that may be at this point for him.

And one more thing to vent about before I comment about plants.  Since my mom died, I've made it a point to initiate getting together with my sister every couple weeks.  Merry and I are kind of like oil and water, but we stay away from the subjects that cause trouble and we get along for the most part.  If we weren't sisters, she wouldn't be the kind of person I would seek out as a friend, but we're all that's left of our original family and it was Mom's wish for us to stay connected, so we make it work.  And I do love her kids and grandkids, and Rick is a great guy, so... family is good.  

However, every time we get together, the subject turns to diet and fatness.  I am pretty darn fat and Merry is fit.  And she seems to have a real obsession - not just with staying fit, but like a repulsion to anyone who isn't fit.  She goes on and on about what's working for her (please, I've heard it so many times I could recite it in my sleep!), what I might try ("oh, you should do the intermittent fasting"), how Rick could stand to lose a few more pounds, how fat all of his family is, how they have ALL had surgery and then proceeded to gain it all back... and on and on.  When she takes a breath, I change the subject to something else, but pretty soon, it comes back around. It's to the point that I really don't want to hang out with her.  I can't decide if she's trying to be helpful (it's NOT), if she's insulting me, or if she's just plain insensitive.  Not that I'm easily offended.  I know I'm fat and I'm the first person to use the "f" word about myself.  And I'm not opposed to hearing ideas on how to lose weight.  I figure someday, someone might tell me something that will resonate with me.  But Merry talks about the same thing every single time.  It's not like she's offering anything new.  It almost feels like she's trying to tell me, "Hey, you embarrass me!"  And maybe that IS it.  I remember at Brian's HS graduation, Merry pointed at a girl in Brian's class and said, "Brian dated that girl for awhile."  I said, "Oh, it didn't work out?"  She said, "Well, no and I'm glad 'cuz she's kinda fat and, well, he's such a fit guy."  Um, Merry, fatty sitting right next to you here!  Could you BE a little more insensitive?  (And BTW, that girl had a decent figure, one that might once have been called "curvy".  I would have been proud to have her figure in HS - I looked more like a pre-teen boy with my scrawny ass, narrow hips and tiny boobs!)

Anyway, I'm just sick of the dialogue and I think I'm just going to wait for HER to initiate the next meetup (which she never does) and when she does, I will try in a kidding demeanor tell her, "Ok, but NO diet or fat talk!" See if she gets the message.  If I try to talk about it seriously and directly, she'll get all huffy and deny that she always brings it up.  I think I'll do what I used to do with Mark.  He would get so negative and be such a downer, at one point I told him I'm tired of that kind of talk.  It just brings me down.  So, when the conversation starts to go that way, I'm going to knock on the table, which means "knock it off!" That way I didn't have to say anything that would start a whole argument, leaving me feeling even worse...

So to plants.  Wow.  What a great year for... well, everything!  A few weeks ago, at the Men's Garden Club sale, I bought one of Kathy's String of Hearts (Ceropegia woodii).  It had huge leaves!  Of course, the new leaves are much smaller.  I want to figure out how to get them large again!  Usually less light = larger leaves.  Maybe I need to bring it into the house and put it in the north window in the sunroom...


It has such pretty markings!  And this Ceropegia blooms off and on all year long.  But it's a touchy one.  I've grown it several times over the years and it will go along nicely for awhile then suddenly the leaves will start drying and dropping.  It has to be rebooted often.  But it's worth growing...

One of my favorite Hoyas, juannguolana, which I call juann for short because it is one of the few I can not spell without looking up, has been blooming and putting on new growth.  Very weirdly, I might add!  There are 2 new growth points out of which popped new peduncles, one with a double.  Check it out:

I have never seen a peduncle pop out right at the point of new growth!  It must be something this species does sometimes.  It's doing very well.

All of my H. macgillivrayiis are growing like mad.  The mama plants as well as the for sale plants.  I need to get them on FB to get them sold before they get too big...

H. cv. 'Michelle' bloomed recently.  It turned out Marco's (in Florida) and mine were blooming at the same time!  That's unusual.  And the flowers are very short-lived on that species...

And H. obovata has been blooming.  Even the one in the living room is budding up.  Seems to be a good year for my biggest one as it's vining all over the place!

This is a smallish flower compared to most of them, but it was the only one with a good angle for a photo.  I would have had to be a contortionist to get a photo of one of the other bigger ones!

Oh, we got a big hail storm last Thursday evening.  Wow, was it big hail!  But thankfully, it was either softish or just wasn't that dense because it didn't do a lot of damage to my plants.  My car got nailed pretty good - a lot of dimples on the hood.  And OMG, when it was coming down, I was SO sure it was going to break my roof glass in the GH!!  When the big stuff just started to come down I was outside and I heard glass breaking twice, in the distance.  So someone got glass damage.  That put the fear of God in me!  But it held up.

I'd like to go on, but my back and hip have been screaming at me all day.  I sit down and do a little writing until it becomes unbearable. Up and about.  Then back to it.  It's just not working out.  My appointment with Dr. Jana is another 5 weeks away.  My fingers are crossed that he will tell me it's time to replace this right hip.  It's getting close to being as bad as the other one was by the time I had surgery and it sure happened a lot faster this time!  It'll be late fall or winter before I can get it done - he's always booked out at least 3 months...But that will be perfect.  I'm a little ... this time because I'm alone with no one to help.  I think I'll be ok, but I also think if I do need help, I can probably get Laurie, or maybe Amanda or Liane to help me out.  They could all use the money and I'd be happy to pay them to help me because I'd have to pay anyone else... Thankfully, it's a pretty fast recovery so I won't need help for long...